DanMargarita.com

Am I the only one annoyed by those "Head On" commercials?
The one where a woman is shown rubbing a tube across her forehead and then a voice over says:
"Head On. Apply directly to the forehead.
Head On. Apply directly to the forehead.
Head On. Apply directly to the forehead."

Let's hope the advertising company that came up with the ad doesn't get the account for Trojan Condoms.

"Trojan Condoms. Apply directly to the penis.
Trojan Condoms. Apply directly to the penis.
Trojan Condoms. Apply directly to the penis."

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A fire at the Boston Tropical Fish pet store in Cambridge killed several animals. Evidence suggests arson. A PETA-style slogan was written on a nearby wall and a tortoise was spotted fleeing the seen immediately after the fire began. He was spotted still fleeing the scene an hour later.

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Dallas Cowboy wide receiver Terrell Owens denied that he recently tried to take his own life. Owens claimed that he mixed painkillers with supplements which made his groggy. He returned to practice with the Cowboys the next day, but as a precaution, Coach Bill Parcells removed Owens from the "suicide squad".