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April 6, 2008
In The News...
Legendary actor and former NRA head Charlton Heston has passed away at the age of 84. Family members are reported to have had to order an extra-large casket for Heston, as they are unable to pry his gun out of his "cold, dead hands."
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Sen. Hillary Clinton has floated the possibility of offering the vice-presidential spot to rival Sen. Barack Obama, after often insinuating that Obama wouldn't be ready to lead the country "on day one." Apparently, Clinton feels Obama will be ready to lead the country by day two.
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In the aftermath of the resignation of N.Y. Governor Elliot Spitzer, who was publicly linked to a prostitution service, his replacement, David Paterson, made it his first order of business to admit that he once had an extra-marital affair. I’ll have to do a little research to see if Thomas Jefferson included the phrase “Yes, I banged one of my slaves, Sally Hemmings” in his inaugural address. Although legally blind, Paterson avoided trying the excuse “Hey, I thought she was my wife.”
Posted by dmargarita at April 6, 2008 12:56 PM